The Life and Times of El

Who wants drabbles? I feel 'all revved up with no place to go' in terms of writing, right now - I want to do it, but I'm a bit vague as to what I'd actually write... anyway, comment with a drabble request for me, if you please. That way, I get to exercise my writing muscles, and you get drabbles. Everybody wins!

Available fandoms:

- The Lord of the Rings
- The Silmarillion/Unfinished Tales/Children of Hurin
- Harry Potter
- Discworld
- Firefly/Serenity
- Doctor Who - but I've only seen the episodes up to 'Human Nature' in series three, so please, no spoilers.

Happy ficcing!

You know what I realised while I was getting dressed today? I put on odd socks, and I'm okay with that. I see no reason for my footwear to be brutally regimented. Odd shoes, that's another thing. But odd socks are all right, and besides, these two are orphans. However, I then realised that they are heterogeneous socks, unlike the rest of the sock population. And you know what that means.

Yes, it means that you, all of you, are wearing gay socks.

Take that, homophobes. Just be careful, because the next time you act like a dick, remember that you have two gay socks on, ready to eat your feet should they be provoked. Hah!

Having had my epiphany of the day, I went off to uni. (And I remembered to put the rest of my clothes on, before you ask.)

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My brain is also having tremendous fun with post-DH bits of crack.

The really depressing thing is that I could probably find fics with these plots. 0_o

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Harry gets pregnant by Salazar Slytherin because J K Rowling got bored Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Hermione Granger is killed by the zombie Albus Dumbledore in the study, with the lead piping Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Ginny Weasley turns into a giant spider in the Chamber of Secrets Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Remus Lupin is arrested for selling Ritalin to the younger pupils and rids the world of Daleks Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Harry Potter becomes a hermit recluse after appearing in a photo shoot for Vogue Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: J K Rowling is killed by Lucius Malfoy in the Forbidden Forest Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

(Now that's an ending I'd like to see. :P)