Harry Potter spoilers... of a sort.

[elvenpiratelady]

The really depressing thing is that I could probably find fics with these plots. 0_o

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Harry gets pregnant by Salazar Slytherin because J K Rowling got bored Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Hermione Granger is killed by the zombie Albus Dumbledore in the study, with the lead piping Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Ginny Weasley turns into a giant spider in the Chamber of Secrets Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Remus Lupin is arrested for selling Ritalin to the younger pupils and rids the world of Daleks Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Harry Potter becomes a hermit recluse after appearing in a photo shoot for Vogue Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: J K Rowling is killed by Lucius Malfoy in the Forbidden Forest Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

(Now that's an ending I'd like to see. :P)

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I really wonder how this one came to be

[dracoena.livejournal.com]

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Voldemort discovers true love with help from the Nose-Biting Teacup Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

Re: I really wonder how this one came to be

[elvenpiratelady.livejournal.com]

*snigger* I'd love to see a Nose-Biting Teacup.

[dracoena.livejournal.com]

And this... oh, my, it´s addictive.

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Ron gets pregnant by Dobby the House Elf by using Polyjuice Potion Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

[agentmaly.livejournal.com]

I once saw a 'fic where Draco was some kind of a most highly prized rentboy in a brothel and Harry came and availed himself of his services... not that this has anything to do with anything, it was just really bizarre. o.O

I've never understood hate!sex at all.

[elvenpiratelady.livejournal.com]

Yes, the logic behind 'I hate you so much that I'm going to have sex with you' doesn't exactly fit. 0_o