Epiphanies and fandom-related crack.

[elvenpiratelady]

You know what I realised while I was getting dressed today? I put on odd socks, and I'm okay with that. I see no reason for my footwear to be brutally regimented. Odd shoes, that's another thing. But odd socks are all right, and besides, these two are orphans. However, I then realised that they are heterogeneous socks, unlike the rest of the sock population. And you know what that means.

Yes, it means that you, all of you, are wearing gay socks.

Take that, homophobes. Just be careful, because the next time you act like a dick, remember that you have two gay socks on, ready to eat your feet should they be provoked. Hah!

Having had my epiphany of the day, I went off to uni. (And I remembered to put the rest of my clothes on, before you ask.)

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My brain is also having tremendous fun with post-DH bits of crack.

Yes, it is sad that Dobby dies, but not entirely unexpected. Fred, Remus and Tonks made me whimper, but not Dobby. For one thing, I haven't heard much about him, and for another, Kreacher basically took his place in the book. If the two of them met up... awkward.

THE SCENE: [Some time after DH]

Harry: *is at Grimmauld Place, in dining room with Kreacher*

Dobby: *appears* Dobby brings message from... *sees Kreacher* Who is this?

Harry: Oh, um, just a friend, really...

Kreacher: That is not what Harry Potter told Kreacher last night!

Dobby: *lip trembles* But... but... Harry Potter said Dobby was the only house-elf he ever wanted!

Harry: Look, Dobby, I'm really sorry, but I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment... things change, water under the bridge, I'm just not a one-house-elf man...

Dobby: *disapparates, crying*

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Of course, my other mental image was that Dobby and Kreacher become a married couple and live at Harry and Ginny's place, and who constantly argue over who gets to cook the dinner every night. What they get up to while the rest of the house is asleep is not discussed, however it's rumoured that Teddy Lupin got the midnight munchies while on a visit, walked in on them in the kitchen, and still has the scars.

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I have a very odd brain.

Comments

[dracoena.livejournal.com]

The brain scars, I assume. :)

And gay socks! ROFLOL!

[elvenpiratelady.livejournal.com]

I aim to amuse. :D

[b2wm.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha! Do not ask to what purpose they put the tea cozy, for you do not wish to know.

My cousin showed me that episode. Ah, Voldie, if only you hadn't underestimated Muggle tech, you could've won...

[elvenpiratelady.livejournal.com]

I don't need to ask. I have mental images. Right now. 0_o Let alone what they do with the socks, since I just realised that the two bits of the post have more connections than I intended...

Heheheh. I would have loved it if Voldemort destroyed everyone with a pipe bomb. :D

[boz4pm.livejournal.com]

Of course, my other mental image was that Dobby and Kreacher become a married couple and live at Harry and Ginny's place, and who constantly argue over who gets to cook the dinner every night. What they get up to while the rest of the house is asleep is not discussed, however it's rumoured that Teddy Lupin got the midnight munchies while on a visit, walked in on them in the kitchen, and still has the scars.
*ROFLMAO*

Oh, that is just BEGGING for fic...!

[elvenpiratelady.livejournal.com]

Yes, but it may be somewhat embarrassing to admit later in life that the first slash I ever wrote was Dobby/Kreacher... :D