The Day So Far - A Play In One Act
Nov. 21st, 2007 09:55 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elvenpirateladyEL: *wakes up to sound of rain on the roof* Ah, thank you, weathergods.
RADIO: *plays soothing music*
EL: *gets up* Waitaminute... something is different here.
HUNTSMAN SPIDER: Um, hi.
EL: *blinkblink*
SPIDER: So yeah, it's really wet out there and can I crash at your place?
EL: You are very lucky that I'm not awake enough to freak out about this. Not on the bed. Wall, and stay where I can see you.
SPIDER: waaaaaaaah why do I get no love?
EL: I CAN SEE YOUR FANG THINGIES FROM HERE!
SPIDER: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I WAS BORN LIKE THIS! Or hatched. Whatever. El's the scribe, and she doesn't know biology.
EL: I am not awake enough for this. *goes off to get coffee*
What is probably happening right now:
SPIDER: Hey guys, she said it was cool if we crashed here! Party at El's place!
RADIO: *plays soothing music*
EL: *gets up* Waitaminute... something is different here.
HUNTSMAN SPIDER: Um, hi.
EL: *blinkblink*
SPIDER: So yeah, it's really wet out there and can I crash at your place?
EL: You are very lucky that I'm not awake enough to freak out about this. Not on the bed. Wall, and stay where I can see you.
SPIDER: waaaaaaaah why do I get no love?
EL: I CAN SEE YOUR FANG THINGIES FROM HERE!
SPIDER: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I WAS BORN LIKE THIS! Or hatched. Whatever. El's the scribe, and she doesn't know biology.
EL: I am not awake enough for this. *goes off to get coffee*
What is probably happening right now:
SPIDER: Hey guys, she said it was cool if we crashed here! Party at El's place!
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Date: 2007-11-21 02:16 am (UTC)