elvenpiratelady | Entries tagged with nanowrimo

Everyone knows the story of the man who used his pregnant girlfriend's doctor's certificate as a reason for being late to work, don't we? Anyway, I found some wonderful excuses for being late to work and thought it would amuse. Now I really want a job so I can use one of these ~~when~~ in the event that I'm late:

( I dreamed that I was fired, so I didn't bother to get out of bed. )

*Looks at calendar* NaNoWriMoers, it's nearly time to finish. I've noticed a few 'winner' banners in entries, congrats to you and good luck to everyone else in finishing. According to the clock on lj, you have 7 hours and 43 minutes to finish. Good luck.