Harry Potter spoilers... of a sort.

The really depressing thing is that I could probably find fics with these plots. 0_o

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Harry gets pregnant by Salazar Slytherin because J K Rowling got bored Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Hermione Granger is killed by the zombie Albus Dumbledore in the study, with the lead piping Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Ginny Weasley turns into a giant spider in the Chamber of Secrets Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Remus Lupin is arrested for selling Ritalin to the younger pupils and rids the world of Daleks Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Harry Potter becomes a hermit recluse after appearing in a photo shoot for Vogue Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: J K Rowling is killed by Lucius Malfoy in the Forbidden Forest Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

(Now that's an ending I'd like to see. :P)