The Brainmarillion, Or, I'm Sooooo Going To Thangorodrim For This

Um. *shuffles feet* *points incriminating finger* Read this fanficrants post! It's all their fault!

Title: The Brainmarillion: Brainulindale
Rating: Z for zombies
Disclaimer: All characters, places and plots are Tolkien's, I merely mangle - although if he rises from the grave to feast on my flesh in revenge for this, that just proves it all, doesn't it?

( There was Arghru, the One, who in Arghda is called Iluvatargh... )

The bit in italics is a direct quote from Ainulindale. More coming soon...