A prelude to Potter...
Jul. 24th, 2007 04:43 pm*sigh* Bodies can be so overdramatic sometimes.
EL: *picks up a stack of plates that have just come out of the dishwasher* Hmm, that's quite warm.
EL'S BRAIN: ARGH OH SWEET JESUS MOTHER OF PENGUINS IT BURNINAAAATES US!!!!!!!!
EL'S FINGERS: We agree.
EL: No, I really think that-
BRAIN and FINGERS: MAJORITY VOTE! You are putting the plates down! Right now!
EL: Bloody majority-ruled democracy. I hate the Athenians. *stomps off*
[End scene.]
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Thoughts on Deathly Hallows come later, when I can say something more coherent that 'ZOMG', 'SQUEE' and 'Oh man, fandom's really going to go batshit over that...'
In the meantime, I offer related humour:
The Top Ten Words That Should End Harry Potter 7
Top Ten Least Likely Endings to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
A parody of the movie Order of the Phoenix - I laughed so hard that I scared the cats. Maybe I was high from finishing DH, but still.
EL: *picks up a stack of plates that have just come out of the dishwasher* Hmm, that's quite warm.
EL'S BRAIN: ARGH OH SWEET JESUS MOTHER OF PENGUINS IT BURNINAAAATES US!!!!!!!!
EL'S FINGERS: We agree.
EL: No, I really think that-
BRAIN and FINGERS: MAJORITY VOTE! You are putting the plates down! Right now!
EL: Bloody majority-ruled democracy. I hate the Athenians. *stomps off*
[End scene.]
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Thoughts on Deathly Hallows come later, when I can say something more coherent that 'ZOMG', 'SQUEE' and 'Oh man, fandom's really going to go batshit over that...'
In the meantime, I offer related humour:
The Top Ten Words That Should End Harry Potter 7
Top Ten Least Likely Endings to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
A parody of the movie Order of the Phoenix - I laughed so hard that I scared the cats. Maybe I was high from finishing DH, but still.