Book meme!

Grabbed from lots of people.

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next three sentences in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.

Right, there are no books on my table, so I picked the closest one on the shelf.

"You should also begin to recognise some of the differences in styles and communication strategies depending on the types of goals for a presentation. It is important to realise that different people have different styles and strategies, even for a simple task. Some of these differences relate to the kinds of goals one sets."

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Not particularly interesting, but it was from a book called Effective Presentation Skills. :P

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Nope, I was mistaken. The closest book is in fact the Yellow Pages, but since that's supporting the monitor, I can't really get to it.

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It's raining right now. I like it.

*Cackling like a mad thing*

ZOMG, how do I love metaquotes? Let me count the ways... I have been screaming with laughter for almost every post, and have been reduced to tears at least twice.

I've found a new way to get crack. :D

*goes off to read more*