Cthulu meme!

I like this better than the Dear Santa meme. *bows down to Cthulu*

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In January, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). Yesterday, I fed happyspaz to a Shoggoth (250 points). Last week, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). When the stars were right, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In November, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In July, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).

In short, I have been very good (525 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
elvenpiratelady

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