elvenpiratelady | Growing Up Finwean: the drinking game (Reply)

It is quite possible that no-one except

minviendha will understand this, but here it is anyway.

Here is a translation of our character shorthand:

Cleeg: Celegorm
Cara: Caranthir
Ar: Aredhel
Gal: Galadriel
Fin: Fingon
Mae: Maedhros
Ang: Angrod
Robb, Jon and Theon are from A Song of Ice and Fire and somehow wandered into our crack.

[Gal’s note: Ar and Cleeg started this after something like the fifty billionth time Cara and Fin got into a fight about something one of them did on fandom_analysis (whose idea was it for them to be mods again? Thanks so much, Angrod.) The first time they tried it with vodka shots and they were off their faces in half an hour. Second time: one part vodka to five parts red cordial and they were off their faces and hyper as hell in an hour. Third time I gave them water for every second shot, and they lasted almost an hour and a half. This from two people who practically invented binge-drinking as we know it and have been refining it for the last three millennia.

So on that note I have made a colour-coded scheme. Black is if you want to get drunk nice and slowly to pass a pleasant night. Black and green is if you want to be off your face in two hours and become infamous on the comm forever more (ask Theon what happened the night (and day, and the next night) he did this, go on, ask). Black and green and red is if you have an immortal liver but you’d like to test its capabilities, or if you really cannot face another day on this Earth and you want to go out in a blaze of glory, alcohol and Fin’s mod posts.]

Take one drink:

· Every time Fin makes a mod post and Caranthir trolls it (we leave it up to you to decide if it’s actually Cara being anonymous, or an impersonator. He’s pretty easy to spot.)

o Every time Fin makes a mod post and Caranthir replies when he’s signed in (accidental or deliberate)

· Every time Fin makes a mod post and no-one replies except the trolls

o Every time Fin makes a mod post and no-one replies, not even the trolls

· Every time Fin makes a mod post and replies to it with more mod stuff

· Every time someone trolls the comm.

o Every time someone trolls the comm and someone else feeds it

§ Every time someone trolls the comm and someone who is not Fin, Robb or Theon feeds it

· Every time someone trolls the comm and someone who is not a mod tells them to fuck off

o Every time someone trolls the comm and someone who is not a mod or Jon tells them to fuck off

· Every time someone who isn’t a mod acts like one

o Every time someone who isn’t a mod or Jon acts like one

Take two drinks:

· Every time Fin makes a mod post about respecting everyone in the comm

· Every time Cara tells Fin he’s so very un-PC

o Take a drink for every word mentioned: homophobic, racist, transphobic, classist, ablist, sexist

· Every time Cara mentions the constitution

o Every time Cara mentions the First Amendment

§ Every time Cara gets into an argument with someone about the constitution

· Every time Cara says something dickish

o Every time Cara says something dickish and defends it as “freedom of speech”

· Every time “freedom of speech” is mentioned

o Every time someone accuses someone else of censorship

· Every time someone misuses the tagging system

o Every time Fin gets upset about people misusing the tagging system

§ Every time Fin makes a mod post about the tagging system

· Every time Fin reorganises/creates a new tagging system

· Every time Fin gets upset about people not cutting for spoilers

o Every time someone who is not Fin gets upset about people not cutting for spoilers

§ Every time someone gets into an argument about what constitutes a spoiler

Take three drinks:

· Every time a thread devolves into macros without it being Macro Amnesty Day

· Every time a thread gets Godwinned

· Every time Fin makes a mod post about “expecting you all to behave like adults and if you cannot be mature I am afraid I may have to temporarily suspend posting”

o Every time Fin actually does temporarily suspend posting

· Every time Cara hits someone with the banhammer

o Every time Fin hits someone with the banhammer

§ Every time Fin hits someone with the banhammer and Cara reverses it

· Every time Cara turns anonymous posting on and Fin turns it off again as soon as he notices

· Every time Fin and Cara get into an argument and try to hide it through passive aggression, etc.

o Every time Fin and Cara get into an argument and don’t bother to hide it

§ Every time Fin and Cara get into an argument and have to get The Powers That Be (that is, Mae) to sort it out

· Every time the comm makes Fandom_Wank

o Every time the comm makes F_W more than once a week

§ Every time the comm makes F_W more than once a day (yes, it happened. Once. We don’t like to talk about it.)

· Every time Fin and/or Cara bring real-life family drama into the comm (if you’re really concerned about accuracy, check with Ar/Cleeg/Gal if it’s genuine).

o Every time someone else brings real-life family drama into the comm

· Every time Cara tells Fin he needs to get laid

o Every time someone who is not Cara tells Fin he needs to get laid

§ Every time Fin says sex isn’t everything in life

· Every time someone makes a thread for shipping the mods

o Every time someone posts art or fic shipping the mods

§ Every time someone links the mods to the thread

§ Every time the mods find the thread themselves

· Every time the mods freak out about it

o Every time the modshipping thread gets deleted

§ Every time whoever’s involved in the modshipping thread gets banhammered

· Every time the mods refuse to talk about the modshipping thread ever again (until the next modshipping thread, of course. It’s the slightly disturbing gift that keeps on giving!)

· Every time there is a recorded death due to the drinking game

Empty the bottle:

· At any point in time when someone on fandom_analysis actually talks about fandom.