Enter ICEBERG Stage Left

[elvenpiratelady]

I've had a rather boring day and not much is going on right now, life-wise or fic-wise, but I was amused by this news article: chartered cruise to Antarctica runs into an iceberg. Nobody was hurt, but the ship sank. I can't help thinking that this is the planet's revenge for global warming.

EARTH: Increase my CO2 levels, will you? ICEBERGS! ATTACK!

NINJA TRAINED ATTACK ICEBERGS: ph33r our l33tness! *float into major shipping routes*

SHIPS: Argh! Nooooooooooo!

EARTH: All shall love me and despair.

Comments

[hoppytoad79.livejournal.com]

You have too much time to spend thinking about things, I can tell. ;p

[elvenpiratelady.livejournal.com]

Well, uni's finished and I have no job as of yet, so I do have a lot of free time, yes. :D

[hoppytoad79.livejournal.com]

Too much, it seems.

[breo-saighit.livejournal.com]

My first thought was, 'Ahahahaha, AGAIN? Will people never learn that with ships versus icebergs, the icebergs always win?"

[airofmystery.livejournal.com]

"No way, man! We're gonna make the biggest, baddest boat ever and we'll attach guns and missile launchers and eight thousand troops and a keg of beer and we're gonna blow the F*(K out of any icebergs we come across! 'Cos we're from AMERICA!"

[elvenpiratelady.livejournal.com]

'Cos we're from AMERICA!

*facepalm* I am SO glad you're not doing Geography next year.