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I've had a rather boring day and not much is going on right now, life-wise or fic-wise, but I was amused by this news article: chartered cruise to Antarctica runs into an iceberg. Nobody was hurt, but the ship sank. I can't help thinking that this is the planet's revenge for global warming.

EARTH: Increase my CO2 levels, will you? ICEBERGS! ATTACK!

NINJA TRAINED ATTACK ICEBERGS: ph33r our l33tness! *float into major shipping routes*

SHIPS: Argh! Nooooooooooo!

EARTH: All shall love me and despair.