Here, have some friday night crackfic!

Cross-posted to fanfic_realm, humor_realm and silwritersguild.

Title: The Darkening of Valinor
Author: Me!
Rating: Teens
Warnings: Teens for very slight swearing, and general irreverence. Fëanor would probably approve.
Genre: Humour
Word count: 1844
Summary: Yavanna is distraught, Manwë has a headache, Fëanor tries to fix things and Vána has a speaking part. A slightly different story of how the Two Trees were destroyed, and why the Noldor left Valinor.
AN: Disclaimer - I own no characters mentioned. Even Fëanor did the whole 'irreverence for the gods' thing first. Sadly, I couldn't find a way to mention Nerdanel, but hey, you get Vana instead.

( A grizzly tale featuring economics, nuclear fusion, and rising sea levels, among other things. )